Post by freesurgery on May 29, 2014 19:52:33 GMT -5
I. Basic
In-Game Name: FreeSurgery
Class: Warrior
Path: Settler
Role: I live on the edge, I accept no defined role.
Age: 24 years of age and Las Vegas hasn't killed me yet!
Time Zone: Pacific, where the good times really do roll.
Average Hours Per Week: Is the girlfriend home? If yes, is she happy? If yes, all hours. If previous questions have negative answers, I choose to ignore her and play anyway. Physical contact requires log off.
II. Experience
MMO History: WoW, GW2, FF14 (Yea, 14. Not XIV like all the nerds type out. We all know it's 14.), Warframe, and others I've forgotten due to the incredible mystery of poor memory.
Raiding: Almost none, ever.
PvP: Almost always, ever.
Leadership: Sure, just don't be upset when it's time to drink the special fruit punch and release our souls from these disgusting vessels of sin.
III. Computer Stuff
CPU: It processes stuff. All 4 cores of it at a blistering 3.60GHz.
RAM: Not to be fucked with in the wild. 8 gigs.
GPU: Passed down from generation to generation. Also, gas powered. New GPU will breath fire and spit in the faces of evil.
Headset: My headset is two giant speakers duct taped around my head. Almost like that guy in the Vine video. I can't hear shit besides awesomeness. My mircrophone is one of those few that stand solo on your desk and you knock it over every single time you panic and reach across your desk. Like spilling soda, throwing cats, or that hotkey you set up for some reason and it always sucks to get to. Or, I just have some standard headset with a mic that I bought from Fry's. You decide.
IV. Whatever Else
Other Contributions: I can sing you the song of my people in 3 languages, the stories of my criminal record are hysterical, and I can upload cat videos.
Guild Expectations: Don't not be cool. It took me like 4 entire minutes to type this. I won't get that time back. Also, don't expect me to actually speak 3 languages. Or sing.
Where did you hear about us? What drew you to us?
I watched this disgusting video on the Wildstar forums. It had animal love making and even some skin crawling interspecies type of shit. That blew my mind. I'm yours. Take me, but be gentle.
In-Game Name: FreeSurgery
Class: Warrior
Path: Settler
Role: I live on the edge, I accept no defined role.
Age: 24 years of age and Las Vegas hasn't killed me yet!
Time Zone: Pacific, where the good times really do roll.
Average Hours Per Week: Is the girlfriend home? If yes, is she happy? If yes, all hours. If previous questions have negative answers, I choose to ignore her and play anyway. Physical contact requires log off.
II. Experience
MMO History: WoW, GW2, FF14 (Yea, 14. Not XIV like all the nerds type out. We all know it's 14.), Warframe, and others I've forgotten due to the incredible mystery of poor memory.
Raiding: Almost none, ever.
PvP: Almost always, ever.
Leadership: Sure, just don't be upset when it's time to drink the special fruit punch and release our souls from these disgusting vessels of sin.
III. Computer Stuff
CPU: It processes stuff. All 4 cores of it at a blistering 3.60GHz.
RAM: Not to be fucked with in the wild. 8 gigs.
GPU: Passed down from generation to generation. Also, gas powered. New GPU will breath fire and spit in the faces of evil.
Headset: My headset is two giant speakers duct taped around my head. Almost like that guy in the Vine video. I can't hear shit besides awesomeness. My mircrophone is one of those few that stand solo on your desk and you knock it over every single time you panic and reach across your desk. Like spilling soda, throwing cats, or that hotkey you set up for some reason and it always sucks to get to. Or, I just have some standard headset with a mic that I bought from Fry's. You decide.
IV. Whatever Else
Other Contributions: I can sing you the song of my people in 3 languages, the stories of my criminal record are hysterical, and I can upload cat videos.
Guild Expectations: Don't not be cool. It took me like 4 entire minutes to type this. I won't get that time back. Also, don't expect me to actually speak 3 languages. Or sing.
Where did you hear about us? What drew you to us?
I watched this disgusting video on the Wildstar forums. It had animal love making and even some skin crawling interspecies type of shit. That blew my mind. I'm yours. Take me, but be gentle.